August 2010
23 posts
The New Bubblegum Gang
Hello.
If you’re following this website then you probably used to follow my old website, The Bubblegum Gang. That was recently hacked and deleted but it is back up now and is going to be better than ever. You will have to follow it again though as I lost my followers in the deletion.
Here is a link to the website:
http://thebubblegumgang.com
Any assistance in getting followers back would...
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 21
Google crashes. What do you do?
Panic. Try to Google what is wrong with Google. Realise Google is down. Panic more. Begin shaking uncontrollably. Cry. Go offline. Cry myself to sleep. Wake up. Google is still down. Hide in my bomb/Velociraptor shelter.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 20
You’re able to rewrite the ending to one movie of your choosing. What movie would it be and what would you change?
I’d rewrite the ending to Paranormal Activity. That movie terrified me, but the ending felt a little cheesy to me. One of the alternative endings they didn’t use for the version of the film released worldwide would have been much more terrifying, in my opinion....
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 18
Which Pokemon do you feel you look the most like?
I often get confused with a Dragonite when I’m walking down the street. It’s always pretty awkward, but I’m used to it now.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 17
Name your genitals. Explain the reasoning behind your choice.
Zac Efron. Which girl doesn’t like Zac Efron?
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 16
What physical attribute do you find appealing about the opposite sex that you think most people don’t?
Girls with Adam’s apples really do it for me.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 15
Tweet or change your Facebook status to ‘Man, Menopause is the worst.’ Post any replies you get.
I changed my Facebook status and got no replies. Three people did like the status though. The fact I changed it in the middle of the night might be why no one commented on it. Either that or it’s because I have no friends.
Feel free to add me on Facebook, by the way. The more...
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 14
Go outside. Throw a rock at something. Describe what happened.
I haven’t posted any daily challenge updates lately because I have been forgetting to go outside and throw a rock at something. I ended up doing it yesterday when I was at my sister’s house. I threw a rock at my 9 year old nephew. I missed. Later in the night we ended up throwing tiny stuffed toys at each other’s...
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 13
Combine the best physical attributes of your favourite celebrities into one super creature. Describe and name it.
This question is intended to be taken as ‘Combine the hottest features of your favourite celebrities into one super sex creature’, so that’s how I’m going to answer it.
Lips: Angelina Jolie. Eyes: Angelina Jolie. Face: Angelina Jolie. Hair: Angelina Jolie....
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 11
You wake up in the morning and you’re feeling like P. Diddy. What do you do?
I don’t try to make any music, that’s for damn sure. Very rarely do I feel like a middle-aged black rapper, so I’d probably make the most of it and go shopping with my swagger on high.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 10
Which Mean Girls character do you feel is the most like you?
Regina George. She’s a life ruiner, just like me.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 9
How do you think the world will end?
Either Oprah will unhinge her jaw and consume the whole world or the animals will rise up and kill us all for being so ignorant.
All jokes aside though, I honestly believe the world will end the following way: Robots.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 8
Combine the most badass animals into one super create. Describe and name it.
- A bear’s body. - An eagle’s wings. - A scorpion’s tale. - A snake’s head. - A duck’s beak.
I just described Rosie O’Donnell, oops.
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 7
You wake up to find the world overrun with zombies. What do you do?
Not many of you know this about me, but when I’m not at university or on the internet, I work at a hardware store. ‘Why do you work at a hardware store when you’re so weak-looking and uninterested in hardware?’ you ask. Well, it’s not just because of the fantastic pay and flexible hours…
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The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 6
Write a parody for the chorus of your favourite song. You get bonus points if it’s about reproductive organs.
”Herpes is forever… forever… forever. Herpes is forever… forever… forever. Throw your condoms in the sky and fight STI’s. Use protective contraception every time you ride.”
‘Herpes Is Forever’ - Kanye West
I get the bonus...
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 5
Which Star Wars character would you engage in sexual activities with? Why?
Darth Vader. If the dude can ‘force choke’ you then who knows what other actions he can use the force to do to you? Plus, imagine all of the money he must have if he can afford to build death stars, star destroyers and everything else that the Empire owns.
Honestly though I’d probably just go with an...
The Bubblegum Gang's 30 Day Challenge - Day 4
Create your own Bible verse!
He who talks in movies, shall forever burn in the fires of Hell, and throughout their suffering, we shall all talk and discuss the ending.
- Chris 4:16